clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

(Source: ghermione)

benign-malignant:

- Darwyn Cooke (colors by Matt Hollingsworth), Catwoman: Selina’s Big Score

Come have coffee with me!

I would love to! 

Oops got ready for work an hour early.

thatfunnyblog:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

Its so cold in the bedroom, I got three blankets now.

njoseattle:

Faces & Genres

risarodil:

The Fault In Our Stars Quotes 

~ John Green

ohshititsgreg:

What is ‘nudes’ someone show me

If I’m not having sex with you or dating you, you shouldnt be concerned with who I’m having sex with.

My business is my business. Maybe you don’t think it’s right, but I enjoy sex, and if I am able to do it, I will.

You have no right to shame me or try to influence my decision because I am a person, and I can and will deal with the consequence of my actions when the time comes.

anonymously write in my ask three words that come to your mind when you think about me

(Source: yatvowel)

Meow

(Source: incrediblesexualfrustration)

I hooked my computer up to the tv so I could listen to music from the tv and planned on doing the dishes

look how far I got